I decided to take a page out of the Buzzfeed 'journalism' style guide and present this post in a format that is easy to digest. All of these are 100% true!!

  1. Fluffernutters are what they call Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches in pornos.
  2. Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches make up 90% of vegans’ diets.
  3. Boysenberry jelly is made of a mythical fruit.
  4. Grape Jelly is actually made from strawberries died purple.
  5. Strawberry jelly is in fact made from strawberries.
  6. Jimmy Carter once made his entire staff eat nothing but PBJs for an entire month!
  7. In England a PBJ stands for a Prime Blumkin Jolly.
  8. The Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich is the number one lunch for kids, thanks to hungover moms!
  9. In 1899 Jerome Monroe Smucker and George Washington Carver secretly got married to each other. 
  10. The classic drink pairing to the Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich is Jaegermeister.
  11. If placed in a ziplock bag for an entire day a Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich will become inedible.
  12. A Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich is more nutritious than a single grape. 

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