Breakfast Poutine

Over Memorial Day weekend I went to Sasquatch! music festival up in Washington, and met a nice fella from Calgary, Alberta. We proceeded to discuss beer and food. He being from Canada, of course the unofficial Canadian national dish of poutine came up. For those of you who have never had poutine, it's a glorious dish of fries, gravy and cheese curds. Naturally I went with a breakfast version of this pile of cholesterol.

Before I really get into this post I want to make some mentions. As always Katy Weaver has outdone herself with these photos, I guess I'll keep her around. I really wanted channel my inner pretentious hipster though, and mention some of the great bands I saw at Sasquatch! My advice is that you should take a listen to Shovels & Rope, Deep Sea Diver, and Suuns. I also wanted to give a shout out to Terry from Calgary for giving me this recipe idea.

Breakfast Poutine

Yields three servings

• Fries from recipe below
• Hollandaise Sauce from recipe below
• 1 lbs Cheese Curds
• 1/4 cup chopped Chives
• 1 Avocado sliced

1. Plate the fries (recipe below) and top with hollandaise sauce (your guess is as good as mine when finding this recipe) and cheese curds. Garnish with chives and avocado, or just pile on the avocado, I'm not judging. 

Oven Baked Fries

Yields three servings

• 5 medium sized Golden Potatoes batonneted
• 2.5 table spoons Olive Oil
• 1/4 teaspoon of each Salt and Pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon of Garlic Salt
• 1/4 teaspoon Paprika

1. Use a mandolin (this kind, not this kind, but if you do use the musical instrument let me know how it works) to cut the potatoes into slices, then use a knife to batonnet them.
2. Once cut let the potatoes soak in a bowl of water for 5-10 minutes, this process removes some of the starch from the potatoes and makes them crispier once cooked. Preheat the oven to 375.
3. Drain the water from the bowl, then toss the potatoes in olive oil. Place the fries on a cooking sheet and season. 
4. Cook for 10 minutes then use a spatula to flip the tubers. Cook for another 10 minutes or until golden brown. 

Hollandaise Sauce

Devotees of this blog, all three of you, and yes that includes my mom, will remember that I have made several hollandaise sauces, this one, and this one with avocado. For this particular dish I went with the basic one with a little extra cayenne pepper, just for that extra kick!

If you're wondering if it tastes as good as it looks the answer is yes. A warning to the elderly, the pregnant or anyone with heart or back problems, this is a very rich dish and should be consumed at your own caution. On that note, enjoy!

All photos copyright Katy Weaver Photography

Carrot Pie

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Carrot pie is one of those things that shouldn't work, but somehow it does.

Carrots

Whoever came up with the phrase, "easy as pie" was an asshole. They probably never made a pie in their life. I'll admit it; I never bake, I tend to stick with cooking, but I like to expand my horizons and challenging myself, so I thought, "oh, yeah I'll make a pie, how hard could that be?" It was hard, you guys. The crust was a pain, in my crust. If you're naturally talented at baking pie, I salute you. But with most challenging things in life the end result was worth all the struggle.

Carrot Pie

Carrot Pie

Crust

• 2 cups flour
• 1/3 cup butter
• 1/3 cup shortening
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 6 Tablespoons of cold water

1. Let's start with the crust. Sift the flour into a large mixing bowl, mix in the butter, shortening and salt with a pastry blender. Blend until the bits of butter and shortening are about pea sized. Mix in the water. 
2. Once the dough is in a ball like shape, roll it out on parchment paper, I learned this the hard way, parchment paper makes things a hundred times easier.
3. Roll the dough out and put it in whatever pie pan you have sitting around your kitchen. Crimp the edges to make a nice crust.

Pie crust

Filling

• 1 cup mashed carrots
• 2/3 cup brown sugar
• 1 cup milk
• 2 eggs
• 1 teaspoon vanilla flavoring
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1/4 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
• 1/2 teaspoon ginger
• pinch of salt
• 1/2 cup slivered almonds
• 2 tablespoons honey

1. Preheat the oven to 425.
2. Boil the carrots until they get soft enough to break apart with with a fork. Strain and mash with a potato masher. Mix in the sugar, milk, eggs, and spices. Mix until well blended. 
3. Pour the mixture into the pie crust. Top with the almonds and drizzle the honey over the almonds. 
4. Bake until the edges are golden brown. 

Katy Weaver Photography

Cream Cheese Lemon Drizzle

• 2 tablespoons cream cheese
• 2.5 cups of powdered sugar
• 1 teaspoon of lemon zest
• 1 teaspoon of lemon juice
• 1 teaspoon of butter
• 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla flavoring
• 1/2 teaspoon of milk

1. Mix all these things together.
2. Drizzle over a cooled slice of carrot pie.

Carrot Pie

Slice of pie

Slicin' into that pie

Pie Crumbs

The result of this experiment was a pie that was reminiscent of carrot cake. The crumbly crust added another texture layer that was welcome. It's a great dish to shock people with, at first when you tell them you're making carrot pie they dismiss it, but once they take that first bite they realize what they've been missing. Enjoy!

Pie pics by Katy Weaver. Honestly I think these are some of the best photographs she's taken for this blog yet.

Blood Orange Rainbow Chard

This is probably my most colorfully titled blog post yet! Chard and citrus complement each other very well and blood oranges are probably my favorite fruit within the citrus genus. For those who have never had chard, it's nothing to be scared of, chard is just a leafy green that's high in vitamin A, C, and K.

Blood Orange Rainbow Chard

• About 12 large leafs of chopped rainbow chard
• 1 blood orange juiced and zested into strips
• 2 tablespoons of olive oil
• 1 tablespoon of minced garlic

1. Heat the oil in a large sauce pan over medium heat. Throw in the garlic. Put the chopped chard in the pan, I like to include the steams, but you don't have to add, if you find them too crunchy.
2. Peel parts of the orange skin into strips and add the zest to the pan. Cut the orange in half and add the juice as well. 
3. Cook over medium heat while stirring occasionally until the chard is wilted, about 8 minutes or so.
4. Plate and serve as a side! And make sure to remove the orange peels! Enjoy!

Above is a little preview of the Open Steak Sandwich post, which I'll be posting later this week!

These are all colorful Katy Weaver photos!

Yam Hash Browns

When given the chance to choose between regular ol' potatoes and yams, I'm going to yam it up. Yams are probably my favorite tuber, that is if I had to pick just one. As anyone who follows this blog knows that I love breakfast food, but to be honest I've never been a huge hash brown fan, whenever I eat them I always feel like something was missing. I discovered that the sweetness of the yams works well with the onions and to complete the full flavor of the dish I topped it with hot sauce and goat cheese. 

Yam Hash Browns

• 2 large red yams peeled and grated
• 1/4 cup of diced onions
• olive oil
• crumbled goat cheese
• Hot sauce (I use Sriracha)
• Sliced green onions
• Salt & pepper to taste

1. Peel the skin off the yams. 
2. Grate the yams into a large mixing bowl. Once the yams have been reduced to pieces, squeeze out as much of the juice you can. I'd recommend doing this over the sink. Also, you're hands might be stained orange after you do this, (regular hand soap removes the yam caused jaundice).
3. Mix in the diced onions with the bowl of yam shreds, add salt and pepper to taste. 
4. Find a large skillet somewhere in your kitchen, I don't know where you keep yours. Add enough olive oil to make a layer about 2 cm deep, and heat over medium high heat. 
5. I usually make two hash browns at a time. I make two hash brown shaped, well hash browns in the pan. Let the first side cook for about 5 minutes then flip and let the other side cook for another 5 minutes. DO NOT put the cooked hash browns on paper towels, they'll stick to the fibers in the paper and it'll just turn into a mess. I recommend using a wire cooling rack. 
6. To finish the dish, plate the hash browns and top with crumbled goat cheese, green onions, and hot sauce. Enjoy!

This is just the appetizer, more posts coming later this week!

All photos taken by Katy Weaver (I would highly recommend checking out her awesome newly redesigned website!)

Artichokes in Avocado Hollandaise Sauce

People always say that food carries an emotional and personal connection to to it. I tend to avoid talking about those kind of things on this blog, because I try to mainly focus on the food. Now this recipe doesn't have any personal or emotional for me, I mean it's just artichokes and sauce, but I feel like I've created a connection with this dish. Let's be honest you're not reading this post for the personal story behind it, you probably just found this recipe on Google or someone repined it on Pinterest and you just want to look at the pictures, or you'll just scroll down to the recipe without reading this text block.

Since this recipe is pretty short I'm going to continue with my narrative. Sometimes people fall out of your life and they don't come back, the universe can be cruel like that, and there's nothing you could have done to change the outcome. Other times those people come back into your life and it's all the time spent apart from each other that make you realize how important they were to you and how important they still are to you. This simple little dish of artichokes and hollandaise sauce will always remind me of that feeling of someone great reentering your life, even if it's in some small way.

Artichokes in Avocado Hollandaise Sauce

• 4 artichokes
• 6 cups water
• 1.5 tablespoons of minced garlic
• 1 tablespoon olive oil
• Pinch of salt
• Avocado Hollandaise Sauce from this post.
• Hot sauce of your choice

1. Heat the water in a large pan on high until it boils, then add the garlic, olive oil, and the salt.
2. Cut the stems off the artichokes to a reasonable size. Also cut the tops off the artichokes. Feel free to cut the tips of the pedals off, but it's not required.
3. Place the artichokes in the boiling water, cover the pot and let them cook for about 35 or until the stems are soft.
4. Serve with the hollandaise sauce. I added a drop of hot sauce to my dish to give it some color and some extra kick.

This makes for a perfect side dish or as an appetizer. I suggest getting creative with the platting. Enjoy!

All these artsy artichoke photos by: Katy Weaver Photography